Ritual of Chaos

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Every week so often, from the circular depths of Undercity's sewers, an undead warlock emerges, "guiding" other lost and demonic souls through the trials of Azeroth and beyond.

Ritual of Chaos - Do You Love Your Succubus?

By: Damian Lampl - 8/22/2009 5:44:33 PM

<strong><em>Ritual of Chaos</em></strong> - Do you love your succubus?
A beautiful evening in Durotar with Bronvina and her pet Diablo.

Admit it, you have a crush on your Succubus despite her butchy name. Yes, even you ladies in the audience - who would technically be witches instead of warlocks, no? At any rate, it naturally takes a certain breed of warlock porn starlet to be considered a demon seductress, so you'd think of all people (are we considering them people now?) they'd be the ones to best understand the importance of a good name. With that common knowledge, who chose Bronvina? It connotes images of Azeroth's Strongest Woman Competition instead of a sexy devil; not that Azeroth's Strongest Woman Competition... er... competitors... aren't sexy devils in some weird at-least-she-works-out kind of way, right? Dwarf chicks FTW, amirite? RIGHT? But we're stuck with Bronvina so we just have to get over it. GET. OVER. IT.

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Ritual of Chaos - Level Guide: 1-5

By: Damian Lampl - 8/21/2009 4:28:19 PM

<strong><em>Ritual of Chaos</em></strong> - Level Guide: 1-5
Awwwww, isn't he cute at Level 7?

After agonizing over your decision to roll an undead lock instead of any other class/race combination for all of the cast time of Curse of Agony, you're now watching the intro "cinematic" explaining how you were once alive and naturally a frickin human, bla, bla, bla. You were probably a mage, too. Blizzard went through the effort of writing one of those scripts for orcs, blood elves, gnomes, and yes, even humans, so it's only proper respect to acknowledge their existence. This is just inductive reasoning at its best but they probably made one for EVERY race they have in the game. Don't quote me on that, though, it's just wild and crazy speculation.

Now that the awesome voice-over-fly-by is done you can begin the daunting task of clicking a really annoying exclamation point flashing in front of your face. What's it tell you to do? Click on another exclamation point. Duh.

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